Musician that Adam said is his favorite on his iPod: Madonna
Best ‘Would you rather’ question from the drive: “Would you rather be stung on the face by a jellyfish or bitten on the butt by a snake, and have someone either pee on your face or suck the poison out of your butt?”
Runner-up: “Would you rather have your eyes sucked out by your goggles while diving or have your hair sucked out by the pool drain?”
Person who came up with both of the above questions: take a guess
Degree (on a scale of 1-10) of shadiness of the hotel parking garage: 9.6
Degree of shadiness of "The Big Chill": 8.4
Number of points the above rose after Callan told his "Shady Callan" story: 6
Number of people who slept in our hotel room: 9
Amount of money we had to pay for the room: $0
Number of times Helen’s dress tore before the wedding: 1
Estimated total # of drinks consumed at the reception: 628
Percentage of the above that was consumed by CG members: 9.1
Best member of the band: the trumpet player in the gold suit
Number of times Erin danced with him: > 1
Cumulative number of hours we all danced: 41.5
Most popular dance move: “the fish”
Song that was performed by 3 community group ladies in the (public) bathroom: “Beauty School Dropout”
3 comments:
you forgot "number of people getting ready for bed at the same time in a 7x7 bathroom: 7" do you realize that 9% of 628 drinks makes 56.5 drinks? that's probably close to accurate.
Hahaha, this is so classic! Bravo Whit! Bravo CG! Bravo Arlington!
i'll miss you crazy people
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